Skitsophrenics Shows

Shows are, of course, what keep the group alive. Well, actually our collective heart named Herman keeps us alive, but the shows help, too!

Past Shows:

The Skitsophrenics Present: Total Panda Workout
April 6th and 7th, 2007
8 & 10pm in Risley Theatre

Notable Skits:

Andrew Jacktion Hero
Zombies
United Neighborhood
High Times
King Yurtle VIII
Andrew Jacktion 2: The Re-elaction

3 Ships The Skitsophrenics Need 3 Ships and 60 Stout Men
November 3rd and 4th, 2006
8 & 10pm in Risley Theatre

Notable Skits:

My Dinner with Andre
John Mahoney
In the Mom-fia
Senators
LBD House
Friendship

The Last of the Weirdos
April 14th and 15th, 2006
8 & 10pm in Risley Theatre

Notable Skits:

All My Life
My Diploma
Ode to Rhode Island
Oscar Wilde for Fancy Feast
Y'all Ready For This?
When a Pirate Loves a Woman

The Skitsophrenics Fight the Good Fight

February 24th and 25th, 2006
Risley Theater, Cornell University

Notable Skits:

Clubbing
Computers are Alive Now
Glad-iator
The Ground
Founding Fathers
Settle For Cash

The Skitsophrenics Discover Cupcake Mountain

October 28th and 29th, 2005
Risley Theater, Cornell University

Notable Skits:

Forget About It
Human Seatbelts
Real World Calculus
Mandude
Mt. Olympus
Speech Writer
Chairs, Chairs, Chairs

Danger!!!
April 29th and 30th, 2005
8pm & 10pm
Risley Theatre, Cornell University

Videos:

Keebler Elves

Pinata Jones

Beauty and the Bear

Lobsters

Master Conversationalist

Work Together

A World Without Pointing

The Mystery of the Secret Escalator
March 11th and 12th, 2005
8pm & 10pm
Risley Theatre, Cornell University

Videos:

Psst. I'm Invisible

MC Escher

Ithaca is T-Shirt Parodies

LeBron James Ice Cream

David Byrne or Once in a Lifetime

The Festival of St. Amazing!
Friday November 12th 2004- 8pm & 10pm
Saturday November 13th 2004- 8pm & 10pm
Risley Theatre, Cornell University

Videos:

Deconstructicons

Hotpants Businessman

A Miwwion Bajiwwion Years Ago...

Bach n' Basketball

Please Take a Number

Traveling Medicine Show Travelling Medicine Show

Risley Theatre April 16th and 17th, 2004

Video:

Immortal Kombat

Race to the Moon!
Risley Theatre November 14th and 15th, 2003

Video:

Emo Club

And now for your blasts from the past:

Ancient Shows:

Ninja Monsoon
Risley Theatre April 18th and 19th, 2003

10th Anniversary Spectacular
Willard Straight Theatre March 1, 2003

2 Legit 2 Skit
Barnes Auditorium, October 2002

Lost in Time
Tammany Hall, Risley, April 26th and Barnes Auditorium April 27th, 2002

Skits-o-Phrenics: The RIDE
Barnes Auditorium February 22nd and 23rd, 2002

Sketchual Healing
Risley Theatre October 19th and 20th, 2001

Total Body Workout
Risley Theatre April 20th and 21st, 2001

The Skits-o-phrenics and the Whistling Shrimp Get Married!
February 23rd and 24th, 2001
in Barnes Auditorium

Skits-o-phrenics at Lake Kookamonga
September 29th and 30th, 2000
in Barnes Auditorium

Skits-o-phrenics: And now, Our Feature Presentation!
April 21st and 22nd, 2000
Risley Theatre

Check out some videos from the show. This is before the dawn of affordable digital video cameras and humanity's subsequent salvation, so the quality isn't the best, but you get the idea.

Support Group for Blobs from Our Feature Presentation

Montron! ...and the Super Fighting Force from Our Feature Presentation

Switcheroo: The Gameshow for Gameshow Hosts from Our Feature Presentation

Court Musician from Our Feature Presentation

Skits-O-Phrenics vs. Godzilla
Presented on February 25th and 26th, 2000
in Risley Theatre

"No way! You smell like nasty groundhog sex!"

The College of Human Ecology: A Musical from vs Godzilla
Allstar A little blast from Skitso and Pop Cultural past. The beginning is cut off but basically Stefan thinks the group doesn't like him and we're trying to cheer him up.

Skitastrophe!
Presented on November 5th and 6th, 1999
in Barnes Auditorium

Clouds performed at Skidmore National College Comedy Festival, Feb. 2000, originally from Skitastrophe!

Boy, Those Hotellies Are Pretty Stupid (AKA The One Where Geoff Dies) performed at Skidmore National College Comedy Festival, Feb. 2000 and altered to "Boy, Those Cornellians Are Pretty Stupid", originally from Skitastrophe!

Alphabet Congress performed at Skidmore National College Comedy Festival, Feb. 2000, originally from Skitastrophe! A couple of the slides and letters are hard to see, but you get the idea.

The Sketch Factor
Presented on April 23rd and April 24th, 1999
in Anabel Taylor Auditorium
Click here to see the setlist from "The Sketch Factor."

"Worship the JetSledge! Worship"
"Okay, Rantrex. I dare you to...possess Sue's father for a full minute!"
"I'm lucky Cornell's full of sex-deprived men."
"Monsters are Forever."

Skits, Beer, 'n' Love
Presented on March 5th and 6th, 1999
in Risley Theatre with special guests
The Key Elements

"I wonder when's she's coming back with my lobster."
"Get back here, you transcendentalist punk!"
"Eat it, Monica!"
"Abercrombie equals sex."

Skits-mas in July in December
Presented on December 5th and 6th, 1998
in Risley Theatre with special guests
Tufts University's Cheap Sox

A Nightmare on Elm Skit
Presented on October 30th and October 31st, 1998
in Barnes Hall
Click here for pictures from "A Nightmare on Elm Skit."

Greatest Skits III
Presented on April 24th and April 25th, 1998
in Risley Theatre

"It looks like while you were making espresso and I was taking a dump, Voicematron killed Barry!"

"You creeps at MCI wouldn't know a fiber optic cable from your asshole."

"I'm just about as happy as a drop of oil in the carburetor of a 1965 Chevrolet Caprice Classic."

"Drink or drink not. There is no buzz."

Skits Are From Mars, Shrimp Are From Venus
Presented on March 27th and March 28th, 1998
in Anabel Taylor Auditorium with special guests
The Whistling Shrimp
Click here for the set list from "Skits Are From Mars, Shrimp Are From Venus."

"I'd even wipe yer big, beautiful, white, Scottish arse!"
"I wonder, Jimmy, if you'd love your parents as much if they were really evil biogenous androids designed to take over the planet one person at a time."
"I was just trying to figure out the chord changes to Inna Gadda Davitta: the Puff Daddy Remix."
"Get your bailiff's degree here, biatch."

Skitanic
Presented on February 21st and 22nd, 1998 in Risley Theatre
and February 28th in Barnes Hall
Click here for pictures from "Skitanic."
Click here for the set list from "Skitanic."

"But I like a little recreational dick after dinner."
"This is my trashcan. It's my lucky hat. Wanna know why? Because it's also a space helmet."
"And remember, that minty taste's not menthol. It's plutonium!"
"I'm sure your parents still love you. They just want to be able to have sex in all the rooms again."
"Little baby! Little baby! Little baby!"

A Skits-mas Carol
Presented on December 5th and 6th, 1997
in Anabel Taylor Auditorium
Click here for pictures from "A Skits-mas Carol."

The Skitching Hour
Presented on October 31st and November 1st, 1997
in Barnes Hall

Skits-O Inferno
Presented on April 18 and 19, 1997
in Risley Theatre
Click here for pictures from "Skits-O Inferno."

Skits-O-Phrenics On Ice
Presented on December 7th, 1996
in Kennedy Auditorium with special guests
Nothing But Treble
Click here to see the "On Ice" ticket.
Click here to see the "On Ice" preview from the Daily Sun.

Election Ninety-Skits
Presented on November 8th and 9th, 1996
in Risley Theatre

Greatest Skits II
Presented on March 8th and 9th, 1996
in Kaufmann Auditorium
Click here to see the "Greatest Skits" II ticket.

Skit's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Shrimps-mas
Presented on December 9th, 1995
in Kaufmann Auditorium with special guests
The Whistling Shrimp

Skit's Alive
Presented on November 10th and 11th, 1995
in Kaufmann Auditorium

Let's Go Out to the Skitchen
Presented on April 28th and 29th, 1995
in Kaufmann Auditorium
Pulp Skit-tion
Presented on February 24th and 25th, 1995
in Kaufmann Auditorium
Click here to see the set list from "Pulp Skit-tion."

The Shrimp Who Stole Skits-mas
Presented on December 2nd, 1994
in Kaufmann Auditorium with special guests
The Whistling Shrimp
Click here to see the set list from "The SHRIMP that stole SKITS-mas!"

I Can't Believe Skit's Not Butter
Presented on October 14th and 15th, 1994
in Kaufmann Auditorium

Greatest Skits '92 - '94
Presented on April 29th, 1994
in Kaufmann Auditorium

Kiss My Skits
Presented on April 8th, 1994
in Kaufmann Auditorium

1994 Winter Olymp-Skits
Presented on February 25th, 1994
in Kaufmann Auditorium

'Twas The Night Before Skits-Mas
Presented on December 3rd, 1993
in Alumni Auditorium, Kennedy Hall Notable Skits:

Herschel the Hanukkah Candle
The Back Seat Guy
A Very Denny's Christmas

Scared Skitless
Presented on October 15th, 1993
in Kaufmann Auditorium Notable Skits:

The Hunchback of McGraw Tower

Kibbles & Skits & Skits & Skits & Skits
Presented on April 30th, 1993
in Kaufmann Auditorium Notable Skits:

Crack Baby: The Doll
The Death of AmpersandBoy

Hooked on Phrenics
Presented on February 26th, 1993
in Kaufmann Auditorium
Click here to see the set list from "Hooked on Phrenics."

Skit's A Wonderful Life
Presented on December 4th, 1992
in Kaufmann Auditorium
Click here to see the set list from "Skit's A Wonderful Life."

Skit Happens
Presented on October 30th, 1992
in Kaufmann Auditorium Notable Skits:

CornellCard
Psych-Kwan-Do
Cut it out, Mom
English for T.A.s
RPUPD

The First Show
Presented in August, 1992
in Willard Straight Hall for an Orientation Event called "Creatively Cornell"
Click here to see the set list from "The First Show."
Click here to see more details on "The First Show" and the formation of the group

Last Updated 10-30-1984