Although wikipedia sources still debate his origins, Scott is known to have lived sometime during the late 1600's, played a key role in shaping the course of Corsican independence, and stood at least 7 feet tall, possibly with the use of stilts and/or "walking turtles". There is an image of Scott in the background of the Corsican 5 dubloon note, behind the grape leaf.

Zack hasn't had anything to eat for three days. Please, someone take mercy. Hello? Hello! I thought I heard a footstep outside. It's so dark I've forgotten what shadows are. Hello? Oh, thank God! Listen, I--oh. Oh, third dungeon to your right. Yes. You, too. Take care now.
Please feed me.

Dan will have a profile soon. But not that soon. (sigh) Freshmen.
[Ed.] Dan's profile has not changed as of press time. (sigh) Juniors.

Alex Scharfman values his privacy.

This is the only confirmed sighting of codename 'Liana' that the CIA will let us reveal. It is believed to have been taken approximately 90 nautical miles due West of San Dorio Island in the 'Magnificent Fringe' of the Gorilla Mountains. This site was wiped off the face of the planet in 1983 by atom bomb tests. No further info.

The only species of dinosaur with remains found in Upstate New York. A particularly handsome dinosaur with no close ties to Triceratops or Tyrannosaurus Rex. Had a fairly large brain cavity, but was probably less intelligent than the raptors from Jurassic Park.

Eden, eden, bo-beeden, banana-fanna-fo-feeden, me-mi-mo-meeden. Eden. Eden invented that little name game thingy, and is now rich as hell because of it. She can be reached in the back seat of her limo or at her mansion off the coast of Martinique. Unless you are Justin Timberlake, in which case Eden doesn't want to talk to you. She's still mad about last weekend.