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Keebler Elves from DANGER!!!Psst. I'm Invisible from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
Immortal Kombat from Travelling Medicine Show
Emo Club from Race to the Moon
Deconstructicons from The Festival of St. Amazing
MC Escher from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
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Videos with an * are schnoogs AKA "Blackout" sketches.Keebler Elves from DANGER!!! (5/17/05)
Pinata Jones* from DANGER!!! (5/17/05)
Beauty and the Bear from DANGER!!! (5/17/05)
Welcome to the Magic Kingdom that is Cornell.
Lobsters from DANGER!!! (5/23/05)
Master Conversationalist from DANGER!!! (5/24/05)
What Jason does when people are talking to him
Work Together! from DANGER!!! (8/22/05)
"The world is a terrible place with fighting and blood, but you, yes you can make it better"
A World Without Pointing* from DANGER!!! (8/22/05)
David Byrne or: Once in a Lifetime from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
Ever wake up to find a strange man in a big suit in your beautiful house?
Ithaca is T-Shirt Parodies from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
Psst. I'm Invisible from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
LeBron James Ice Cream from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
MC Escher from Mystery of the Secret Escalator
M.C. Escher drew things like this, not to mention having some mad rhyming skills
Deconstructicons from The Festival of St. Amazing (6/7/05)
Transformers. Philosophy. " Optimus Prime is Dead, and we have killed him" -Nietzschebot
Hot Pants Businessman from The Festival of St. Amazing (8/22/05)
A Miwwion Bajiwwion Years Ago... from The Festival of St. Amazing (8/24/05)
We recovered this tape from the abandoned ruins of an elementary school
Bach n' Basketball from The Festival of St. Amazing (8/22/05)
"Ms. Wiggins, could Bach dunk a basketball?"
Please take a number* from The Festival of St. Amazing (8/24/05)
Immortal Kombat from Travelling Medicine Show
Emo Club from Race to the Moon
Captain Emo and his one-man acoustic act sing the ultimate Emo song
Features
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Highlights from the 2008 Oscar Nominations: Neal reports back from the red carpet of the future (2/25/2005)
A Pretty Silly Day: Allen seconds that
emoticon (2/8/2005)
An Open Letter to the Person Who Finds My Corpse:
Neal settles his affairs (2/4/2005)
Dear Jared Fogel: Allen gives the business to the
subway mascot (2/2/2005)
945 Words about One Fruit: Allen counts the
ways he loves pineapple juice (2/2/2005)
Spleen of Darkness: Bil documents his trip into
the rain forest of Costa Rica, where he spent this Winter studying monkeys
and touching the brink of madness.
ZOMBIE HAMLET! or Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are
Undead: Neal Kansy improves on Shakespeare, about time.
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Close your eyes and imagine a beautiful group of young men and women. Now look to their left. No, behind that. Yeah, over by that dumpster. You see that group of kooks? Yeah. There's your freakin picture.Last Updated 11-22-1963