Hey funny people! Cornell's premiere sketch comedy group, the Skits-o-Phrenics, is looking for new members!

Ever wanted to write, produce, and perform sketch comedy in front of a real live audience? Well, now's your chance!

But don't take it from me. Take it from our newest member, Arthur Pod '13:

"They needed a live lobster for a sketch, so they called my agent-handler, told him they'd make me a star, and kept me in a cooler until they needed me for a five-minute sketch about talking lobsters. Then they ate me."

So come join us! We'll make you a star!

Stay tuned! We'll be holding auditions at the start of Fall semester 2010!